Inhale. Hold. Exhale. Smile.

The Enraged.. Big Daddy.. Simba.. Elmo.. Stevie C.. Those are some of the names that my friends call me, call me what you will.

I am Puerto Rican. I am proud.

Composer of lyrics, poetry, and short stories to tickle your fancy.... Oh, and I probably fucked your mother.

urbvnoutfitter:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

Grab her booty

(via maebrooke)

that-one-narshe-in-the-bushes:

brittonius:

everyone. everywhere. everyday

ITS SAD BECAUSE ITS TRUE

(Source: zealous-scribbler, via thes0n-of-a-shepered)

laterovaries:

fireandicewillsuffice:

generalgemini-booknerd:

ironboobs:

"Oh captain, my captain."

yesss…

DPS and a list of beautiful words? Oh yes.

Love.

(via thes0n-of-a-shepered)

amporca:

trying on clothes is really hard when you hate yourself. liking someone is really hard when you hate yourself. eating is really hard when you hate yourself. life is really hard when you hate yourself

(via xjust-some-teenagerx)

twinkforbigmen331:

thedarkmatteralchemist:

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

Betty White, last of the jedi.

WHO DID THIS

(Source: the-goldengirls, via exxxotikhan)

blastortoise:

white people: mike brown robbed that store!

Lawyer: no he didn’t

Store owners: nope

Eye witnesses: nah

white people:

white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via exxxotikhan)

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