Inhale. Hold. Exhale. Smile.

The Enraged.. Big Daddy.. Simba.. Elmo.. Stevie C.. Those are some of the names that my friends call me, call me what you will.

I am Puerto Rican. I am proud.

Composer of lyrics, poetry, and short stories to tickle your fancy.... Oh, and I probably fucked your mother.


shhhhhhhhhhhhhh* just hit this blunt and have sex with me

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Dr. Seuss (via stansbizzle)

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You have to be odd to be number one.

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Until you get comfortable with being alone, you’ll never know if you’re choosing someone out of love or loneliness.


Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

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"it’s like freud always said," says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily

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A tragedy, when a mature mind and a romantic heart are in the same body.



You’re in love with him, and he’s in love with you, and it’s like a goddamn tragedy, because you look at him and see the stars, and he looks at you and sees the sun. And you both think the other is just looking at the ground.


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